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Faiza
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Mar 30, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Amina
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Salima
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Amani
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Issa
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Amani
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 14, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Raha
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
