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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Omar
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Raha
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Chum
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Majid
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Neema
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Amani
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 24, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 17, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 16, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Fadhili
Guest
May 6, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kazija
Guest
May 6, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 2, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
