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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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👥 Mzee Guest Feb 2, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

👥 Biashara Guest Jan 31, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

👥 Samuel Were Guest Jan 29, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

👥 Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Jan 24, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

👥 Joseph Mallya Guest Jan 23, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

👥 Victor Mwalimu Guest Jan 16, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

👥 John Kamande Guest Jan 9, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

👥 Joseph Kawawa Guest Jan 7, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

👥 Martin Otieno Guest Jan 1, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

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