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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji 😄 adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.

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👥 Issa Guest Apr 2, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

👥 Lucy Kimotho Guest Mar 12, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

👥 Bakari Guest Feb 27, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

👥 Alex Nakitare Guest Feb 6, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

👥 Francis Mtangi Guest Feb 2, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

👥 David Kawawa Guest Jan 31, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

👥 Mashaka Guest Jan 27, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

👥 Janet Sumaye Guest Jan 24, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

👥 Mary Njeri Guest Jan 22, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

👥 Rahim Guest Jan 19, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

👥 Salima Guest Jan 12, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

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