A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! 🕷️🖥️🏄♂️
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. 🕸️😄
Ali (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Abubakari (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Daudi (Guest) on March 5, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Sekela (Guest) on February 20, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
John Kamande (Guest) on February 20, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Ahmed (Guest) on February 6, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Nassar (Guest) on February 3, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Zubeida (Guest) on January 26, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Mashaka (Guest) on January 14, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂