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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄

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👥 David Musyoka Guest Apr 11, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

👥 Joyce Aoko Guest Mar 17, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

👥 Nashon Guest Mar 8, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

👥 Kijakazi Guest Feb 17, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

👥 Raphael Okoth Guest Feb 7, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

👥 Nassar Guest Feb 7, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

👥 Mjaka Guest Jan 22, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

👥 Kheri Guest Jan 21, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

👥 Halimah Guest Jan 18, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

👥 Lydia Mutheu Guest Jan 14, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

👥 Arifa Guest Jan 4, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

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