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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 22, 2023
π Pure comedy gold!
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Hekima
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Nov 19, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 18, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
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Binti
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Nov 16, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π
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Maimuna
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Nov 15, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Mwakisu
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Nov 12, 2023
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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John Mwangi
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Nov 11, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Janet Mwikali
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Oct 28, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Nancy Akumu
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Oct 26, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
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Yusra
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Sep 26, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
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Mchawi
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Sep 20, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Yusuf
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Jul 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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George Wanjala
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Jul 21, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Shukuru
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Jul 3, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Mjaka
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May 31, 2023
π€£ Pure genius!
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 14, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 10, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 9, 2023
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Issack
Guest
May 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Apr 17, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Samuel Were
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Apr 15, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Alice Mrema
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Apr 3, 2023
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I needed that!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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John Kamande
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Mar 7, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Binti
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Grace Mligo
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Feb 23, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Feb 20, 2023
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
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Mercy Atieno
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Feb 13, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Umi
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Jan 29, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Daudi
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Jan 26, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
π That punchline!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯