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Brian Karanja
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Oct 9, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Sep 27, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rehema
Guest
May 25, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 19, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 4, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Maimuna
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Omari
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Husna
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Omari
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Wande
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
