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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Raha
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Irene Makena
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Aug 16, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Warda
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Halima
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Baraka
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 30, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Sarafina
Guest
May 28, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Khadija
Guest
May 24, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 17, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 17, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 3, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Raha
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Asha
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
