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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Issa
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Chum
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Binti
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Raha
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mazrui
Guest
May 23, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 19, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Halima
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Warda
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
