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Hamida
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Sep 17, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Raha
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Issack
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Binti
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Wande
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Makame
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
