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Wilson Ombati
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Oct 24, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Salima
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Warda
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Wande
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 30, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nyota
Guest
May 24, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 21, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zubeida
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 18, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 10, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Sharifa
Guest
May 7, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Hekima
Guest
May 4, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 3, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 2, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Makame
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Salima
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Raha
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Maida
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
