Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! ๐ง ๐ก Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 19, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on October 13, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on September 25, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 19, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 14, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Zulekha (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 6, 2023
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 30, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 26, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on July 8, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 18, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 7, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Maulid (Guest) on June 3, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 19, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 15, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 9, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 29, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 11, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Hashim (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Asha (Guest) on March 16, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 5, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Kazija (Guest) on February 24, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Salma (Guest) on February 16, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Bakari (Guest) on January 31, 2023
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Maimuna (Guest) on January 29, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Bahati (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 15, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
John Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 7, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 26, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 20, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 1, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Halimah (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Hashim (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on October 11, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 27, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Omar (Guest) on September 22, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mazrui (Guest) on September 15, 2022
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ