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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Masika
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 30, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Omar
Guest
May 24, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mchuma
Guest
May 23, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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James Malima
Guest
May 22, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 15, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 15, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 14, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Yusra
Guest
May 13, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 8, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
