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David Chacha
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Aug 1, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Mgeni
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Jul 28, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Ali
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Juma
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 30, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 27, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Zawadi
Guest
May 22, 2023
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Halimah
Guest
May 5, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
π Saving this one!
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Amina
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Omari
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
π Iβm dying!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Warda
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
