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Ahmed
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Nov 23, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Athumani
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Nov 16, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Sharon Kibiru
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Nov 11, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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George Tenga
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Nov 7, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joyce Aoko
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Nov 6, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Michael Onyango
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Nov 3, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Khatib
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Nov 1, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Oct 18, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Rose Kiwanga
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Oct 16, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Oct 3, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 29, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 28, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Sep 12, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ann Awino
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Sep 2, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jafari
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Aug 22, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Kheri
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Aug 22, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rukia
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Aug 3, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mzee
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Jul 12, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Wilson Ombati
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Jun 20, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Charles Mboje
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Jun 10, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Kenneth Murithi
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May 24, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Simon Kiprono
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May 24, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Peter Mbise
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May 1, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nuru
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Apr 11, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Anna Sumari
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Apr 8, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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John Lissu
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Mar 31, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Shani
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Mar 30, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mary Njeri
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Mar 20, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Mushi
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Mar 14, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Mar 13, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Sekela
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Mar 12, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Mar 12, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Bernard Oduor
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Mar 3, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sarah Achieng
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Mar 2, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mary Kidata
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Mar 1, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Monica Adhiambo
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Feb 28, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Yusra
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Jan 28, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Khalifa
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Jan 13, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Halima
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Jan 6, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 25, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Joyce Aoko
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Dec 20, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Safiya
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Nov 26, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
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Nov 21, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Peter Mugendi
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Nov 15, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Hashim
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Nov 15, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Betty Akinyi
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Nov 3, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Oct 23, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Jamila
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Oct 22, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Jane Muthui
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Oct 18, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Amir
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Oct 17, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mjaka
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Oct 10, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Lydia Mahiga
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Oct 7, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nyota
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Oct 6, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Oct 4, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
