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Mwagonda
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Aug 30, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nancy Akumu
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Aug 26, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Aug 20, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Omari
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Aug 11, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Aug 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 3, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Farida
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Jul 31, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Samuel Omondi
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Jul 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mwanajuma
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Jul 28, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Elizabeth Malima
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Jul 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Kevin Maina
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Jul 19, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Shamim
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Jul 8, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jun 25, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jun 24, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mchuma
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Jun 4, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 30, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 27, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Zuhura
Guest
May 2, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 1, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Neema
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Asha
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Salum
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 18, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwachumu
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Feb 17, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Feb 1, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jan 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Joseph Njoroge
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Dec 9, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Husna
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Azima
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Makame
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
