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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Oct 1, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Issa
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 27, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 24, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Wande
Guest
May 13, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Maida
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Asha
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Issa
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
😂 So funny!
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Juma
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Raha
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
