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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Husna
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Asha
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
๐ Perfect joke!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Omari
Guest
May 21, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 18, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 17, 2023
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Binti
Guest
May 15, 2023
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 11, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Khadija
Guest
May 8, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Mohamed
Guest
May 2, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Rubea
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Shani
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Maida
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Husna
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Juma
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Salma
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Salma
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
