Short Answer: ๐ค Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! ๐ด๐ข
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!๐ข๐ด๐
Rehema (Guest) on July 27, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 7, 2023
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 18, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 5, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2023
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 15, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 10, 2023
๐ This made my day!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 24, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 15, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 6, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Hashim (Guest) on March 6, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 25, 2023
๐ Sharing right away!
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on February 12, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 9, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 1, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 1, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Halimah (Guest) on January 30, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Nuru (Guest) on January 18, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 17, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 14, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2023
๐ Perfect joke!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2023
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 21, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on December 10, 2022
๐ This one really got me!
Asha (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 19, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 5, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 1, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Binti (Guest) on October 18, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Bakari (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Baridi (Guest) on September 21, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ