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Issack
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Aug 25, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Maida
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Halima
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Omari
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Raha
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Husna
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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John Mushi
Guest
May 9, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Salum
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Leila
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Halima
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Omari
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Maida
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
