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Ndoto
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Aug 27, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Nancy Kabura
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Aug 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Elizabeth Malima
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Aug 15, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
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Aug 14, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Philip Nyaga
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Aug 5, 2023
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jul 12, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Wande
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 29, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 24, 2023
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 13, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 11, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
๐ This just made my day!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Warda
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Philip Nyaga
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Feb 27, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Samuel Were
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Feb 27, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Issack
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Juma
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Leila
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Neema
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ