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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Elizabeth Malima
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Aug 15, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Aug 14, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
π Totally hilarious!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Wande
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 29, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 24, 2023
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 13, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 11, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
π This just made my day!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Warda
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Issack
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Juma
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Leila
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Neema
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ