Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! π
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ππ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Saidi (Guest) on October 2, 2023
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Kheri (Guest) on September 16, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2023
π Too good!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Jamila (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 24, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Abubakar (Guest) on July 4, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 20, 2023
π Iβm still laughing!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 19, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 12, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 4, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Tambwe (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 27, 2023
π That punchline!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Kassim (Guest) on May 13, 2023
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Aziza (Guest) on May 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Rubea (Guest) on April 25, 2023
π You got me!
Rashid (Guest) on April 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Husna (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 11, 2023
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 6, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
Mjaka (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 26, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Neema (Guest) on February 20, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 19, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Josephine (Guest) on February 19, 2023
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 15, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 10, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 27, 2023
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 17, 2023
π You got me good!
Rahim (Guest) on January 17, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 11, 2023
π Laughing so hard right now!
Hashim (Guest) on January 8, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Shabani (Guest) on December 14, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Zakaria (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Yusra (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Kassim (Guest) on November 4, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 26, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Nassor (Guest) on October 24, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Sharifa (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 20, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 20, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±