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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 3, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
๐ Too good!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
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Iโm still laughing!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Tambwe
Guest
May 30, 2023
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 30, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 27, 2023
๐ That punchline!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 21, 2023
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Kassim
Guest
May 13, 2023
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Rehema
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Aziza
Guest
May 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
๐ You got me!
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Husna
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Majid
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Neema
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
๐ You got me good!
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
