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Nyota
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Sep 29, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Ann Wambui
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Sep 28, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Maida
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 26, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Tambwe
Guest
May 20, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 16, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zawadi
Guest
May 14, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Farida
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Chum
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Majid
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
