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Sumaya
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Sep 26, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jamal
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Sep 24, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Peter Mugendi
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Sep 21, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Philip Nyaga
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Sep 19, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Abdullah
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Sep 15, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Khalifa
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Sep 3, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Amina
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Aug 12, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Patrick Mutua
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Jul 31, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shukuru
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Jul 20, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Robert Okello
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Jul 12, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 9, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jun 28, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Paul Kamau
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Jun 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Samson Mahiga
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May 30, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 21, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Issack
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May 18, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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John Malisa
Guest
May 13, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 9, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 5, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Amir
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Daniel Obura
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Apr 11, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwanajuma
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Mar 22, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Amani
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Stephen Kikwete
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Mar 1, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jan 25, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwanahawa
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Dec 23, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ibrahim
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Dec 19, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Masika
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Nov 29, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Brian Karanja
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Nov 29, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Asha
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
