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Lydia Mahiga
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Sep 14, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 31, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Halimah
Guest
May 28, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 25, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 17, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 6, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 5, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Raha
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Farida
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Salma
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Maida
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
