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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Issa
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Halima
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Chum
Guest
May 23, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jamal
Guest
May 12, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 10, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 6, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Jamal
Guest
May 3, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Maida
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Omari
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Majid
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Asha
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
