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Mjaka
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Sep 21, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Henry Mollel
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Aug 24, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Shani
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Juma
Guest
May 23, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Jabir
Guest
May 19, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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George Tenga
Guest
May 17, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 17, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 13, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zuhura
Guest
May 12, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Ahmed
Guest
May 10, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Issack
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Azima
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
