Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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James Mduma (Guest) on September 7, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 3, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 23, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Nassar (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 29, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 24, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Shamim (Guest) on July 13, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 12, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Salma (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Nassar (Guest) on May 23, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Zubeida (Guest) on May 9, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 28, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Abdullah (Guest) on March 27, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Salma (Guest) on March 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Rabia (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Zawadi (Guest) on February 22, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Kazija (Guest) on February 2, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mchuma (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Maida (Guest) on January 30, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Rubea (Guest) on January 29, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Jamal (Guest) on January 25, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Kahina (Guest) on January 22, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Nyota (Guest) on January 6, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Omar (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Faiza (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Jamila (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Nuru (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Saidi (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 14, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 8, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Muslima (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜