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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"

Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.

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