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John Malisa
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Feb 1, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Kenneth Murithi
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Dec 30, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Azima
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Nashon
Guest
May 28, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 14, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 8, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Chum
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Masika
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
