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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 20, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 15, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hamida
Guest
May 2, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
May 2, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Majid
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Wande
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Omari
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Azima
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Asha
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳