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What do you call a fish with no eye?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄

Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.

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👥 Josephine Nekesa Guest May 20, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
👥 Edith Cherotich Guest May 15, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
👥 Hamida Guest May 2, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
👥 Fadhila Guest May 2, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
👥 Nora Kidata Guest Apr 29, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
👥 Anna Mchome Guest Apr 22, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
👥 Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Apr 2, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
👥 Daniel Obura Guest Mar 30, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
👥 Francis Njeru Guest Mar 7, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
👥 Shukuru Guest Mar 5, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Feb 24, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
👥 Wilson Ombati Guest Feb 6, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
👥 Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Feb 5, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
👥 Majid Guest Feb 5, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
👥 Andrew Odhiambo Guest Jan 27, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
👥 Kassim Guest Jan 25, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧
👥 David Chacha Guest Jan 23, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
👥 Paul Ndomba Guest Jan 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
👥 Jamal Guest Jan 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
👥 Betty Cheruiyot Guest Jan 2, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
👥 Brian Karanja Guest Dec 30, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
👥 Mgeni Guest Dec 25, 2021
😂 So funny!
👥 Ruth Wanjiku Guest Dec 21, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
👥 Esther Nyambura Guest Dec 19, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
👥 Bernard Oduor Guest Dec 9, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥 Raphael Okoth Guest Dec 4, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
👥 Patrick Mutua Guest Dec 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
👥 Margaret Anyango Guest Nov 26, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
👥 Nancy Akumu Guest Nov 25, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
👥 George Tenga Guest Nov 20, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥 Catherine Naliaka Guest Nov 19, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥 Mashaka Guest Nov 17, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
👥 Zulekha Guest Nov 7, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
👥 Abdillah Guest Nov 4, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨
👥 Stephen Malecela Guest Nov 1, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
👥 Fadhili Guest Oct 31, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
👥 Miriam Mchome Guest Oct 20, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
👥 Kijakazi Guest Oct 17, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
👥 Shamim Guest Oct 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
👥 Wande Guest Oct 9, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
👥 Paul Ndomba Guest Oct 8, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
👥 Sumaya Guest Sep 27, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
👥 Omari Guest Sep 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
👥 Azima Guest Sep 14, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
👥 Grace Njuguna Guest Sep 9, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
👥 Arifa Guest Sep 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
👥 Josephine Guest Sep 2, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥 Rose Amukowa Guest Sep 2, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
👥 Miriam Mchome Guest Aug 25, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥 Yusra Guest Aug 16, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
👥 Stephen Kangethe Guest Aug 11, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
👥 Mhina Guest Aug 6, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
👥 Faiza Guest Aug 4, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
👥 Asha Guest Jul 31, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
👥 Edward Chepkoech Guest Jul 25, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
👥 Margaret Mahiga Guest Jul 24, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
👥 David Sokoine Guest Jul 17, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
👥 Mchuma Guest Jul 4, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
👥 Wilson Ombati Guest Jul 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

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