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Peter Tibaijuka
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Dec 8, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Wande
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Salum
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Salma
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 26, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 22, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
May 17, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Fikiri
Guest
May 9, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Nahida
Guest
May 8, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 1, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Maida
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Juma
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
