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Makame
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Amina
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Sarafina
Guest
May 29, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 21, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 19, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Fikiri
Guest
May 11, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Amir
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Azima
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Amir
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
