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Ramadhan
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Mar 16, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Amani
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Asha
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Chum
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Shani
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Shabani
Guest
May 27, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 26, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 5, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Neema
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
