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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Omari
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Majid
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 31, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 29, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 26, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 17, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 15, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 8, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 7, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Asha
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
