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Betty Kimaro
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Jan 27, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mzee
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Dec 31, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Janet Mbithe
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Dec 9, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Neema
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Dec 3, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Amir
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Salum
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 24, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Amina
Guest
May 19, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 17, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
