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Mazrui
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Oct 31, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Oct 28, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Victor Kimario
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Sep 8, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Peter Mugendi
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Aug 25, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jafari
Guest
May 25, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mgeni
Guest
May 17, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Biashara
Guest
May 13, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 9, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Shabani
Guest
May 5, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Wande
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
