A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 30, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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James Mduma
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Aug 27, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Sofia
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Aug 24, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 30, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jul 29, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Khalifa
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Jul 17, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Monica Adhiambo
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Jul 6, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Francis Mrope
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Jul 5, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Raphael Okoth
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Jul 3, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Paul Ndomba
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Jul 3, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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David Nyerere
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Jun 22, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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George Ndungu
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Jun 17, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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David Nyerere
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Jun 15, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Asha
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Jun 13, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Patrick Akech
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May 30, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Halimah
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May 26, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Amani
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May 12, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Agnes Sumaye
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May 8, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Martin Otieno
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Apr 29, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Neema
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Apr 25, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Apr 14, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Apr 13, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Tambwe
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Apr 12, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Apr 10, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Abdullah
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Apr 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Edward Lowassa
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Mar 26, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Robert Okello
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Mar 26, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Moses Mwita
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Mar 21, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwanais
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Mar 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Ahmed
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Mar 14, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Fadhili
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Feb 25, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Janet Mbithe
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Feb 22, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Ahmed
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Feb 4, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Bahati
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Jan 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ann Awino
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Jan 27, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Abubakari
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Jan 24, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Janet Mbithe
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Jan 23, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Grace Wairimu
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Jan 11, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Chum
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Jan 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mustafa
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Dec 31, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Samson Mahiga
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Dec 26, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nasra
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Dec 18, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
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Dec 6, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Muslima
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Dec 5, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 3, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lydia Mutheu
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Dec 2, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Nov 29, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nancy Kawawa
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Nov 22, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Abdullah
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Nov 1, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Stephen Mushi
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Oct 22, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Ruth Mtangi
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Oct 21, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Mugendi
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Oct 8, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Ibrahim
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Oct 2, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Khadija
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Sep 29, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
