Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! 📣🦖⏰
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! 😄🌴🍗
Kiza (Guest) on September 2, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
James Mduma (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Sofia (Guest) on August 24, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 30, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 29, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Khalifa (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 6, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 5, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 3, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Asha (Guest) on June 13, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Halimah (Guest) on May 26, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Amani (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 8, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 29, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
Neema (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 13, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Tambwe (Guest) on April 12, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 10, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Abdullah (Guest) on April 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 21, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mwanais (Guest) on March 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Ahmed (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Kheri (Guest) on March 14, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Fadhili (Guest) on February 25, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 22, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Bahati (Guest) on January 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 27, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 23, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Chum (Guest) on January 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Selemani (Guest) on January 9, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 2, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Mustafa (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Nasra (Guest) on December 18, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 6, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Muslima (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 3, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 2, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 29, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Abdullah (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 8, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 2, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Khadija (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔