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Maimuna
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Oct 28, 2022
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George Tenga
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Oct 23, 2022
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Nancy Kawawa
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Oct 21, 2022
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Victor Sokoine
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Oct 19, 2022
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 18, 2022
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Oct 18, 2022
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Dorothy Nkya
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Oct 11, 2022
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George Ndungu
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Sep 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 27, 2022
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John Mushi
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Sep 25, 2022
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 22, 2022
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Stephen Malecela
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Sep 17, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Nancy Komba
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Sep 13, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Nancy Akumu
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Sep 8, 2022
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 3, 2022
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Alex Nakitare
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Sep 3, 2022
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Alice Wanjiru
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Aug 29, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Mariam Kawawa
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Aug 12, 2022
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Aug 11, 2022
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Zubeida
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Aug 9, 2022
π That punchline!
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Shani
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Aug 5, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 4, 2022
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Rahma
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Jul 31, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Khadija
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Jul 30, 2022
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Nora Kidata
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Jul 26, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Joseph Mallya
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Jul 26, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Arifa
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Jul 21, 2022
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Rubea
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Jul 1, 2022
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Anna Kibwana
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Jun 21, 2022
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jun 19, 2022
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Mwanakhamis
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May 23, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Nancy Akumu
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May 19, 2022
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Hawa
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May 13, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
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Josephine Nduta
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May 11, 2022
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Asha
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May 3, 2022
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Nashon
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May 2, 2022
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Sarah Mbise
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Apr 15, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 10, 2022
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Victor Kimario
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Apr 9, 2022
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Nassar
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Apr 6, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Amani
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Mar 30, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
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Anna Malela
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Mar 25, 2022
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David Chacha
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Mar 17, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Rukia
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Mar 13, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Monica Lissu
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Mar 13, 2022
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Andrew Mahiga
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Mar 11, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
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Mwakisu
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Mar 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Mustafa
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Mar 1, 2022
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
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Mchawi
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Feb 21, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Feb 13, 2022
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Nasra
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Jan 23, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jan 23, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Jane Muthui
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Jan 17, 2022
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Issack
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Jan 6, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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Victor Kamau
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Jan 5, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Mwanaidi
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Jan 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Maulid
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Jan 2, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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Mercy Atieno
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Dec 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Hawa
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Dec 24, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§