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Khalifa
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Dec 19, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Chiku
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Dec 16, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Rose Lowassa
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Dec 12, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Makame
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Juma
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Asha
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
π Too good!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Omari
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
π Totally hilarious!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 31, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 30, 2022
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Mashaka
Guest
May 28, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 26, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Sharifa
Guest
May 26, 2022
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Jafari
Guest
May 23, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Rabia
Guest
May 17, 2022
π You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 10, 2022
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Ali
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
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Salum
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ