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Khalifa
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Dec 19, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Chiku
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Dec 16, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Rose Lowassa
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Dec 12, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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David Sokoine
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Dec 6, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Zubeida
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Dec 5, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Makame
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Hawa
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Oct 4, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Chiku
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Oct 4, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 4, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Juma
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Oct 3, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Asha
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
๐ Too good!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Jul 25, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Omari
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jun 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Rose Lowassa
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May 31, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Christopher Oloo
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May 30, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Mashaka
Guest
May 28, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 26, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Sharifa
Guest
May 26, 2022
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Jafari
Guest
May 23, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Rabia
Guest
May 17, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Anna Mahiga
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May 10, 2022
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Maulid
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Apr 7, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Tabu
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Apr 3, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Athumani
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Mar 17, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Bakari
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Feb 26, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Betty Kimaro
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Feb 26, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Ali
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Feb 25, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 24, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Paul Kamau
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Feb 23, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Salum
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Feb 10, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Jamal
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Feb 7, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Zulekha
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Feb 2, 2022
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Hawa
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Jan 22, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Betty Kimaro
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Jan 18, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 18, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Mchuma
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Dec 31, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ