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Janet Mwikali
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Jun 25, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Nancy Kabura
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Jun 13, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jun 5, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Karani
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May 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Andrew Mchome
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May 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
May 28, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 21, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 20, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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George Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2022
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 7, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 5, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Wande
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Husna
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Asha
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
๐ This made my day!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Shani
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Omar
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Makame
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Issa
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Francis Mtangi
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Oct 28, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Ali
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Alex Nyamweya
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Oct 23, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
๐ Sharing right away!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Abubakari
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Oct 6, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐