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Jun 25, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Rabia
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Jun 23, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Nancy Kabura
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Jun 13, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jun 5, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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David Nyerere
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Jun 3, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
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Sarah Karani
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May 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Andrew Mchome
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May 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Mwanais
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May 28, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Peter Mugendi
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May 21, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Alice Wanjiru
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May 20, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Rose Waithera
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May 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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George Mallya
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May 18, 2022
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Janet Mbithe
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May 7, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Mwajuma
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May 5, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Wande
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May 5, 2022
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
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Hamida
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Apr 25, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Kiza
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Apr 23, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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David Chacha
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Apr 23, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Husna
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Apr 20, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Apr 16, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Asha
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Apr 14, 2022
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Janet Sumaye
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Apr 13, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 10, 2022
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
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John Lissu
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Apr 5, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Muslima
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Mar 29, 2022
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Mar 23, 2022
π This made my day!
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Alice Jebet
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Mar 16, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Khatib
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Mar 15, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 14, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 13, 2022
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Zakia
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Mar 8, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Nyota
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Mar 2, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Francis Mrope
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Feb 26, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Shani
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Feb 9, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Omar
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Feb 4, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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Agnes Lowassa
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Feb 2, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 31, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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George Ndungu
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Jan 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Kijakazi
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Jan 17, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jan 7, 2022
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Fikiri
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Jan 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Mwanaidi
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Dec 29, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Latifa
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Dec 21, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Makame
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Dec 16, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
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Mwachumu
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Dec 13, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Khadija
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Dec 10, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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Shabani
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Dec 9, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Linda Karimi
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Dec 9, 2021
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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Raphael Okoth
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Dec 6, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Mazrui
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Nov 16, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Nov 13, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
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Issa
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Nov 11, 2021
π€£ This one got me good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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Ali
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
π Sharing right away!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
