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Janet Mwikali
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Jun 25, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mwanais
Guest
May 28, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 21, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 20, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 20, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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George Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 7, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 5, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Wande
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Husna
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Asha
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Shani
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Makame
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Issa
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
