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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Neema
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Hashim
Guest
May 27, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sumaya
Guest
May 25, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 23, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 19, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 17, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 6, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Azima
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Masika
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
