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Sultan
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Nov 16, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Amani
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
๐ So funny!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Khalifa
Guest
May 23, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Rehema
Guest
May 17, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Zainab
Guest
May 15, 2022
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 15, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Shabani
Guest
May 11, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Bakari
Guest
May 10, 2022
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Ali
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Majid
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Salum
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
