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David Ochieng
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Aug 23, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Maida
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nashon
Guest
May 25, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 14, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 9, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 9, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Azima
Guest
May 6, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Binti
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Omari
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Salma
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Salum
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
