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Bahati
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Aug 22, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Husna
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Aug 12, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Jamal
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Aug 12, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Rose Mwinuka
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Aug 9, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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James Mduma
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Aug 1, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Josephine Nduta
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Jul 29, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 20, 2022
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jul 19, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Abdillah
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Jul 18, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Joseph Kitine
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Jul 13, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Kijakazi
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Jul 6, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 25, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
May 22, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Mariam
Guest
May 17, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Tabu
Guest
May 9, 2022
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Hashim
Guest
May 5, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Ali
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 24, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Neema
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jan 6, 2022
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
๐ This is a keeper!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Betty Kimaro
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Oct 30, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Rahim
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Oct 25, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Makame
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Irene Makena
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Oct 7, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐