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Majid
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Salma
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Issack
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 21, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 21, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 18, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kazija
Guest
May 18, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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James Malima
Guest
May 16, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Wande
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Amani
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Salum
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
