Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Majid (Guest) on December 8, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Kahina (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Hamida (Guest) on November 26, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 22, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2022
๐ You got me good!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 12, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 9, 2022
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 2, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2022
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Nashon (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 25, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 18, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Nasra (Guest) on August 18, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Salma (Guest) on July 23, 2022
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 19, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Issack (Guest) on July 10, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 5, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 21, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 21, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Kazija (Guest) on May 18, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
James Malima (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 12, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Wande (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Nasra (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 6, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rahma (Guest) on March 27, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 21, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Fikiri (Guest) on March 10, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 1, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Yusuf (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 11, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Khatib (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Habiba (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Salum (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Yahya (Guest) on October 29, 2021
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ