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Irene Akoth
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Oct 28, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Salima
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Wande
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 24, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 20, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Omari
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
