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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Binti
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Salima
Guest
May 31, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 28, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 26, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 25, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Issack
Guest
May 25, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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George Tenga
Guest
May 16, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 8, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Omar
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Amani
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Binti
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
