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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Saidi
Guest
May 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Hamida
Guest
May 16, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 15, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 13, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 9, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Raha
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Juma
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Omar
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Farida
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
